Tuesday, January 28, 2014

No One Searched for Boobs Last Week?

Y'all, I just love looking at the keywords that people search to find my blog. I haven't done a recap since September. This is my latest week!

From Jan 21, 2014 10:00 PM – Jan 28, 2014 9:00 PM 

I'm glad that people know my blog's name and search for it actively! Of course, you can always follow me on bloglovin to keep up with my latest posts. No need for google!

I'm a little concerned that so many people have been violated by having their underwear stolen. It sounds like a harmless prank, but when a man in my apartment building went through my laundry in two washing machines last summer and stole all my sexy panties, I felt completely violated. I didn't do ANY laundry in my building for months, and I still only do innocuous clothing like towels and sheets. My friend Carolynn actually offered to help me move beyond this, and I'm very grateful for her understanding. So the asshole who stole someone's panties, I really hope you read my blog post and felt like shit afterward. 

Just FYI, there is absolutely NO way to tell if a woman is a virgin or not. So any article that offers simple tips to know if your wife is a virgin is LYING and probably misogynistic.

Also, I'm really surprised no one searched for boobs, since that is usually among my highest-ranking keywords. But tits is up there, so that's close enough.

Did you find my blog via google? Care to 'fess up to how you searched for it? Leave a comment!


  1. I'm trying to remember how I first found your blog. I think it was though one of my friend's blog (color me brave) posted about you...

    I'm glad I was able to help. I hope no one else has to go through that. Seriously! That guy needs, at the very least, some counseling. Hugs!

    1. Paulina was my 100th follower! I was very excited about that. She sent me a very sweet email, too.

      You really have helped. I hope to go shopping this weekend! I have a BOGO coupon for my favorite restaurant, which is near JCP. Beau and I are getting brunch there this weekend, and I'm going to try and convince him we should swing by the mall afterward.

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    1. They're crazy, right?! Like, I get lots of normal searches. I just don't bother blogging about those. ;) At least no one found my blog searching for porn last week!

  3. The word "tits" is one of those that always bothers me. I just can't with it.

    I found you through Betsy. I can't remember the post though. Maybe a comment that I liked on her blog? x

    1. Was it last summer? I think that's when I started following you back. I try to go through my followers periodically, read their blogs, leave a few comments. Sometimes I follow back, depending. I think I followed you back after you linked my post on bikinis to Kisses & Croissants. Clearly I had to get to know you better after that!

      I stalk Betsy, though, so it makes sense that you found me via a comment on her blog. Like sometimes I spend hours reading through her old posts and commenting on all of them. I'm not weird, I swear!


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