Top 5 Reasons I Am Not a Lifestyle Blogger

A very welcome BONJOUR, Y’ALL to the friends of Casey who might be reading my blog for the first time. I’m very excited to be “sponsoring” y’all know that’s just a fancy blogger word for advertising Casey again this month. I loved working with her before, and when she announced her new format, featuring just two bloggers a week, I knew I had to paste my button to her sidebar once again.

I haven’t read the glowing review Casey gave me just yet, I’m assuming it’s glowing but y’all probably figured out at some point that my blog isn’t exactly like other blogs.

The all-encompassing word for all-encompassing blogs is lifestyle. Not quite a fashion blogger, not quite a beauty blogger, not quite a insert-faith-group-here blogger… When you blog about it all, you’re a lifestyle blogger.

That’s not me.

I'm the blogger who tries to take a picture with every bronze animal at every zoo.

I mean, yeah, sometimes I blog about clothes and nail polish. Sometimes I blog about my faith. I definitely blog about my relationship. These are characteristics of lifestyle bloggers, right?

Except that’s so not me. In fact, I’ve even compiled a list of why I’m totally not a lifestyle blogger.

My Frog Prince

Last weekend, I was able to visit Beau for the first time since before Christmas. I basically did nothing all weekend, and it was heaven.

So Sunday morning, Beau and I were cuddling, and this happened...

Me: Did you just toot?
Beau: No...
Me: Did you just toot again?!
Beau: I think there's a frog outside.

At which point I couldn't stop laughing.

Tuesday night, Beau was traveling for work, and he spent the night with me. Again, we were cuddling.

Me: I can't believe you just tooted!
Beau: I think the frog followed me from home.

I have a feeling this will be our new favorite farting joke.