What do you think?
- Nuzzles me awake with his cold nose early in the morning, eager to play.
- Flops on my bed, right in the middle, leaving no space for me.
- Farts and looks at me innocently to see if I noticed.
- Gets really excited about going for a ride in the car.
- Keeps me warm at night.
- Communicates with growls and whimpers.
- Licks my face unexpectedly. Doesn't stop, even when I smack him on the nose.
- Wiggles constantly. Incapable of staying still except when asleep.
- Loves a good back scratch.
Boyfriend or puppy?
I feel like there is a leg-humping joke in here somewhere...
ReplyDeleteWe were cuddling while I wrote this, and the boyfriend definitely suggested I added a leg-humping joke. But he doesn't *actually* do that (thank God!), and I wanted this to be a mostly true, albeit exaggerated, blog post. :)
DeleteSounds like me boyfriend to a T haha :)
ReplyDeleteSo it's not just mine? Phew!
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