Sunday, November 18, 2012

Boyfriend or Puppy?

Sometimes I'm unsure if I spend most of my free time with my boyfriend... or a puppy.

What do you think?
  • Nuzzles me awake with his cold nose early in the morning, eager to play.
  • Flops on my bed, right in the middle, leaving no space for me.
  • Farts and looks at me innocently to see if I noticed.
  • Gets really excited about going for a ride in the car.
  • Keeps me warm at night.
  • Communicates with growls and whimpers.
  • Licks my face unexpectedly. Doesn't stop, even when I smack him on the nose.
  • Wiggles constantly. Incapable of staying still except when asleep.
  • Loves a good back scratch.

Boyfriend or puppy?


  1. I feel like there is a leg-humping joke in here somewhere...

    1. We were cuddling while I wrote this, and the boyfriend definitely suggested I added a leg-humping joke. But he doesn't *actually* do that (thank God!), and I wanted this to be a mostly true, albeit exaggerated, blog post. :)

  2. Sounds like me boyfriend to a T haha :)


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