Yet Another Virgin Casting Call--Too Bad I'm No Longer a Virgin!

So apparently I'm the go-to person for virgin documentaries and reality TV shows. Alas, since I'm an old married lady and all, I no longer qualify for casting calls for virgin productions. 

But if YOU are a virgin, and you are interested in a weekend-long intimacy retreat, then keep reading!

Qualifications:

• You are part of a couple in a committed long-term relationship
• You and/or your partner is a virgin
• You have not yet consummated your relationship
• You are both Americans

Each couple will have the opportunity to go on a weekend-long, all expenses paid, intimacy retreat with world renowned Christian relationship experts who will help you and your significant other work together on your journey. Whether you have chosen abstinence for spiritual, medical, or emotional reasons, we will work with two committed people who are interested in taking the next steps in their relationship. 

The goal of this retreat and the ultimate series is to build a strong foundation as each couple embarks on a new and exciting chapter. If you would like the chance to work with the best sexual therapists in the country to enhance your emotional and physical life with your partner, this opportunity is for you.

For more information, or to talk to a casting director, email RelationshipRetreatCasting@gmail.com 

There are no guarantees that this will be half as good as the documentary How to Lose Your Virginity, but who isn't interested in a free romantic weekend retreat?