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Monday, April 28, 2014

Sorry, Google Searchers. My Blog is Not Porn

Apr 22, 2014 12:00 AM – Apr 28, 2014 11:00 PM
The last few months have seen an increase in keyword searches about stolen panties. Based on the detailed information I receive from Google Analytics, I'm pretty sure these keywords are from people looking for porn, not for empathy, since they only stay on my blog about 5 seconds before moving on.

Sorry, no, the fucker who stole my panties is a creep and a sexual predator, not the daring hero of some poorly-written erotica. 

Please tell me I'm not the only one with questionable keywords...
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7 comments:

  1. AmandaApril 29, 2014 at 4:19 AM

    I am worried about the person who wrote "how can I get someones underwear..."

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    1. UnknownMay 1, 2014 at 11:51 AM

      There are definitely some creepers who find my blog. Alas, I don't think they stick around long enough to learn anything.

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  2. MoonofsilverApril 29, 2014 at 8:25 AM

    Oh dear. I get them as well...for some reason "naked red head" shows up once in awhile. ???? Oh well lol

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  3. Elle SeesApril 30, 2014 at 6:57 AM

    i don't get crazy searches, fortunately, but some (not these) are funny.

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    1. UnknownMay 1, 2014 at 11:53 AM

      I've gotten some funny ones, too. Like extremely specific searches that don't really have anything to do with my blog. Or a few times, ironically enough, someone has searched for the pseudonyms I use for my friends. I guess there are real couples out there called "Rose and Landon" and "Lauren and Hardy"!

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  4. BetsyMay 10, 2014 at 7:52 AM

    haha my favorite search that leads people to my blog is "elbow elbow wrist wrist wave"

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